Princess Diaries: The Princess Diaries

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‘You’re not Mia Thermopolis any more, honey,’ Dad said. ‘You’re Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Princess of Genovia.’ A Princess?? Me??? Yeah. Right.

One minute Mia’s just a sassy Manhattan girl. Next minute she’s heir to the ancient throne of Genovia, forced to swap her tracksuits for tiaras. Suddenly she’s being trailed by a trigger-happy bodyguard, taking princess lessons with her bonkers old Grandmere, and having a makeover with someone called Paolo. Well, her dad can lecture her till he’s royal-blue in the face, but no way is Mia turning herself into a style-queen. And they think she’s moving to Genovia? Er, hello?

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